why motherhood is like a fairytale

i saw this in the most recent parenting magazine and had to share... 1. your kids insist that their expensive new beds are too soft or too hard. however, your overcrowded bed is just right. 2. though they eat neon fruit leather by the yard, your children act like you want to poison them if you offer a real apple. 3. each night when you return home, several waist-high people greet you. one is sleepy and one is grumpy.