this morning she wanted every corkscrew bow and band and clip in her hair. then when she looked in the mirror she discovered her bellybutton was showing. (afterall she was sporting grace's old NCSU cheerleader uniform.) the bellybutton had to get covered. she tried for 5 minutes to cover it, only to stand hunched and look at me with all those bands and bows and clips in her hair.
she looked like the statue of liberty with a stomach cramp.